This is why The Office, the NBC show, uses an office as its setting: it's about as boring as it gets. Slowly, my feelings started to shrivel up. The few that managed to survive the constant beatings staggered around like wounded baby deer, just biding their time until they could die and join all the other carcasses strewn across the wasteland of my soul.
Although not a laugh out loud funny type of clock, the Sfera features a motorized function where every time one slaps the ball, the alarm turns off, but then goes up by a few inches, until the sleeper has to get all the way up to retrieve it from the ceiling.
Within seconds of the news breaking on TMZ, Brangelina" jokes were coming fast and furious, complete with Jennifer Aniston GIFs meant to connote something along the lines of I told you so." People practiced their puns in real time, screamed in all-caps, and fought to become the tweet that came out on top.
Be especially careful about cracking jokes or pulling pranks during funerals and weddings, places of worship (or religious events), and whenever your humor could be mistaken for harassment or discrimination, or if your humor might physically harm somebody, as in a physical prank.
Funny how one little textile can create so much excitement and then spur me on to search for as much information as I can get my hands on. The funniest part of the magic coat story is that I would have never known the little gem that was hiding inside had I not been curious...and taken the coat apart.